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with my head in a spin

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to scream and shout

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PHONE RINGS

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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

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PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

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Where is it?

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Where is it?

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Come on. Where is it?!

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CLATTERING

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CAT YELPS

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Where is it?

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Make me filthy rich right now!

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Sorry.

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I thought you were someone else.

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Local radio station,
if you must know.

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If you answer within ten rings
with the exact phrase,

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"Make me filthy rich right now,"
you win �10,000.

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I agree. It is exciting, isn't it?

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But my wife disagrees.

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She thinks I'm being...

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A knob.

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She won't be saying that
when I'm sitting on ten big ones.

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No, not ten big knobs.

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Who is it?!

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Sorry, what was your name again?

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Somebody called Josh.

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Wants to know how we'd feel
about paying less for our gas.

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Tell him I'd only spend
the savings on something frivolous,

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like a sniper rifle for taking out
cold callers.

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He's saying we could save up to...

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What if that radio competition
phones while you're signing up?

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Sorry, Josh, you're...breaking up.

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LEE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY

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You know your chances of winning
this radio competition

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are next to none? Have you heard
the phrase "you've got to win it

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"to be in it?"

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You know what I mean. 'Course I do.

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You mean like, "Ventured gained,
nothing nothing."

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It's only a local radio station.

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So? There's fewer listeners,
so more chance of winning.

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Yeah, but still not enough
of a chance to warrant

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this obsessive behaviour.

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It's not obsessive. Lee,
two nights ago, we were having sex

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and you stopped to answer the phone.

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You have to answer
within ten rings.

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You had time to do both.

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Both rings? Is it my birthday?

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I'm, er...

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I'm not obsessed.

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Yes, you are, because
you're obsessed with money.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Lee, you love money.

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No, I don't.

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You're running around the house like
a madman every time the phone rings.

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You're answering calls
rather than having sex.

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And another thing,
you never leave a tip.

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How much were you expecting?

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Well, I'd quite like an extra 20%.

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I meant in a restaurant.

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My point being,
you're sometimes a bit tight.

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You love money so much
you won't even spend it.

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Oh, here we go.

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This is about you wanting to buy
a hot tub again, isn't it?

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I'll tell you what,
if we win the radio competition,

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we'll get a hot tub.

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Oh, thanks awfully, Mr Scrooge.

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And can I have a walking stick
for Tiny Tim

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if we get lucky on the scratchcards?

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Some men would like to join
their wives in a hot tub with

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a glass of champagne.

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What's wrong with Vimto
in a paddling pool?

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You are unbelievable.

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Sorry, can I just clarify
your problem here, Lucy?

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Am I obsessed with saving money
or am I obsessed with winning money?

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Both. They amount to the same thing
- your love of money.

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And you know what they say
about money?

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It's the root of all evil.

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I don't love money.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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It was the doorbell.

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Can you answer it?

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Well, you never know. It might be
a lunatic handing out fistfuls

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of money if you shout, "I'm a little
teapot, short and stout."

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Good afternoon.

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We're in your area today
handing out leaflets.

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"Have you considered your path?"

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We're fine, thanks.
We've just had it tarmacked.

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No. Your path through life,
and any guidance you might want.

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Guidance from who?
The big man upstairs.

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That might be me you spotted.

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I really should close those bathroom
curtains when I'm showering.

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Although, thanks for the big.

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We're from the local church.

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Right, um, actually,
I'm just in the middle of, um...

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A Zoom call? Sorry?

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It's what everyone says these days.

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It used to be, "I'm just
in the middle of a phone call,"

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but excuses have to change
with the times, I guess.

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I bet in Jesus's time
it used to be,

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"I'm just in the middle
of chiselling a tablet of stone."

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I wasn't going to lie.

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I was about to say I'm in the middle
of a...theological debate.

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Oh, about what?

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Well, if you must know,
about whether money is

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the root of all evil.

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Mm. Timothy 6:10.

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He was tall.

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It's actually one of the most
misquoted passages of the Bible.

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Is that right? Oh, yes.

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People often make that mistake.

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Money itself is not
the root of all evil.

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Would you like to come in?
I'd love you to meet my wife.

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I can't see anyone else.

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Sorry about my colleague.

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She's not been the same since
she saw that film with Hugh Grant.

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You know the one where he holds
two religious women captive

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and then stabs one of them
with a letter opener?

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I hope they changed the age rating
for Paddington 2.

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We'd love to come in,
wouldn't we, Lauren?

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OK. But if we're still here
in an hour,

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the church will phone the police.

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If you're still here in an hour,
I'll phone the police.

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So, where's your wife?
She'll be back in a minute.

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In that film, Hugh Grant pretends
his wife's in the house,

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but she isn't.

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I don't usually have this much
trouble persuading women

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I'm not Hugh Grant.

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Ah, here she is!

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These two lovely ladies
are from the local church,

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and they were just explaining to me
about how it's fine to want money.

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I thought I'd invite them in
to tell you all about it.

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I bet you did.

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Husbands, what are they like?

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Are you two married?

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Oh, no, we just go to
the same church.

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Well, let me tell you, some men

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will do anything to win an argument.

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A fool gives full vent
to his spirit,

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but a wise man quietly
holds it back.

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Proverbs 29:11.

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Do the other one.

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You know, the fellow who says
it's OK to want money.

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Trevor, 6ft 10.

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It's Timothy,
and what he actually said...

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Thanks so much for coming over,
but we're a bit busy at the moment.

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No, no. Let her speak.

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It's good to learn things.

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Your husband is right.

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The Bible doesn't actually say
MONEY is the root of all evil.

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But it does say the LOVE of money
is the root of all evil.

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Please sit down. Oh!

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We haven't got time for this.

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Oh, why is that all of a sudden?

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I've got a Zoom call in a minute.

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He's lying.

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Does that mean he's going to hell?

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BOTH LAUGH UNCOMFORTABLY

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Does it?

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My husband has spent the entire week
trying to win money

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on a radio competition,
haven't you, Lee?

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Just a bit of fun. It's all right
to have fun, isn't it?

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A day without laughter
is a day wasted.

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Nice. Did Jesus say that?

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It was actually Charlie Chaplin.

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Is that his name - Charlie?

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Who?

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Our chaplain.

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Lauren's not been with us very long.

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I thought he was called Roger.

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Is she with us at all?

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It's not just a bit of fun,
though, is it?

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Do you know what he did
two nights ago when we were in bed?

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She doesn't need to know
all the details.

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It's OK.

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You'd be surprised
the things people tell us.

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We were making love...

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All right, that is a bit much.

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Yeah, Lucy, why would they want
to hear about our sex life?

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Well, a day without laughter
is a day wasted.

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She doesn't laugh
when we're doing it.

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Unless the lights are on.

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It's the effort on his face -
always gets me.

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Anyway, the point is,
he stopped to answer the phone.

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But you have to answer
within ten rings.

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So, do you think your husband
has a LOVE of money?

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Well, he certainly
doesn't like spending it.

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That's not true because I spent
money to enter the competition.

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Wow. You spent �1 on a text message?

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No, I spent �1 PER text message.

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How many times did you enter?

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About 100.

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You spent a hundred quid
on text messages?!

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Plus standard network rate.

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Terms and conditions apply.
Check website for details.

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I don't believe this.

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Ha!
Now who doesn't like spending money?

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Oh, don't start accusing me
of being the tight one.

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Oh, I'd never do that.

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You spend it
like it's going out of fashion.

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Sorry?! Well...

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Someone has to buy
the essential household items.

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Mm. Oh, essential. Is that right?

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Well, let's have a look
at some of the essential items

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you bought today, shall we?

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Oh...

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Oils.

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Essential oils.

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See? Essential.

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I think if they have to include
the word essential in the name,

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it's not really essential.

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I don't use essential toothpaste
or essential deodorant.

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I know.

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There's nothing wrong
with wanting nice things.

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Well, there is
when it's becoming an obsession.

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You know when we were having sex
the other night...?

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Good God. Well, I would've answered
that phone a lot quicker

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if I hadn't have searched for it
for ages

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amongst all the rubbish
we've got in that bedroom.

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Why do we have to have
18 scatter cushions on the bed,

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you lunatic?

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Because I'm still trying to find
the perfect size

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that will fit over your face.

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Possessions are bad, right? Hmm.

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Do you think she's possessed?

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Cos in The Exorcist...

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Does all your religious education
come from horror films?

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No, some of it's from books.

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What kind of books?

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Horror books.

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Here, let me show you something.

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Would you like to see Lucy's
"Bible"?

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"The luxury hot tub collection."

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Ooh, that's nice.

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It's like our baptism pool,
isn't it, with lovely jets.

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It's huge, isn't it?

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Oh, I bet you could get
four big lads in there.

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She's desperate to get one.

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She's been banging on about it
for ages.

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Well, at least I don't want money
for its own sake, like you do.

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I want it
so we can have nice things.

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Yeah,
and I think there's a word for that.

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Materialistic.

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I bet the Bible has something to say
about that, right?

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I'm sure Jesus liked relaxing.

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Not you. The other one.

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Life does not consist
of an abundance of possessions.

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Luke 12:15.

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Amen.

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Be content with what you have.

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Hebrews 13:15.

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It's a...it's a...

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..it's a sin.

257
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,880
Pet Shop Boys, 1987.

258
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,520
The problem here
is you being materialistic.

259
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,000
It isn't about my love of money.

260
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,680
PHONE RINGS

261
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,120
Aren't you getting that, Lee?

262
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,840
Could be the radio station.

263
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,080
Your chance to be filthy rich -
right now.

264
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,000
That's fine. It's just money.

265
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,200
Of course, ten grand,
that would pay for a lovely hot tub.

266
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,240
And I bet there'll be enough
left over

267
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,520
for some inflatable
scatter cushions.

268
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,840
That's nine rings by the way.

269
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,120
Make me filthy rich right now!

270
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,000
No, thank you, Josh.

271
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,560
Be content with what you have.

272
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,440
A hot tub will never give you
true contentment, Lucy.

273
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,520
Wow, this one's got
a built-in telly.

274
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,840
I'm right, aren't I?

275
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,120
It's not about taking sides.

276
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,920
Yes, Lee,
it's not about taking sides.

277
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,400
If it is, I'm with her.

278
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,760
All right, it IS
about taking sides.

279
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,920
Money and possessions
are only a problem

280
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,120
when it harms our relationship
with God

281
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,800
and, of course, with each other.

282
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,400
Do you know, I don't think
it's a coincidence we arrived here

283
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,080
when we did.

284
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,000
I think we were sent here.

285
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,240
And I think you can work out by who.

286
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,680
Sandra.

287
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,480
She does the rotas.

288
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,280
We have a policy
of not turning anyone away.

289
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,200
I think a higher power wants us
to help you realise

290
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,760
it's about understanding each other,
not arguing.

291
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,000
Be quick to listen
and slow to speak.

292
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,800
James 1:19.

293
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,040
OK.

294
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,800
In keeping with this more
understanding approach,

295
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,760
Lee, may I ask you respectfully,

296
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,000
and with love,
why you think it is

297
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
you're as tight
as an earwig's whoopsie?

298
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,800
OK, well,

299
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:53,800
maybe I am occasionally more careful
with money than you.

300
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,880
But that's because, when I was
growing up, I had nothing.

301
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,200
Oh, here we go.

302
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,920
Wake me up when we're on the
"gravel for breakfast" bit.

303
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,120
Wasn't easy for me.

304
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,160
When the landlord used to come
for the rent,

305
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,120
Dad made me hide behind the sofa.

306
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,680
But then the bailiffs took the sofa,

307
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,200
so I had to hide behind
the floor lamp.

308
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,360
Luckily I was so malnourished,
I got away with it.

309
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,280
Then there was Christmas.

310
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,040
One year I asked for an Action Man,

311
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,760
but all Oxfam had was a Barbie doll.

312
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,200
So, Mum shaved its head
and drew a beard on with Biro.

313
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,480
Do you know what it's like

314
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,440
to play war games with your mates,
and you're the only one

315
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,200
whose paratrooper
has small plastic tits?

316
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,600
So, is there any wonder
I hang on to money now?

317
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,840
Anyway...

318
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,160
I'm sure you ladies don't want to
hear any more about Lee's life

319
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,280
in a Hovis commercial.

320
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,880
Well, maybe they don't.

321
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,560
So, what about you?

322
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,360
What about me?

323
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,400
Well, continuing this
more understanding approach,

324
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,120
is there anything that you'd like
to say about your shopping habits,

325
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,720
and why you're perhaps
looser with money

326
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,160
than a hippo's whoopsie?

327
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,080
Ah!

328
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,480
Well, she started it.

329
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,880
OK.

330
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,560
So, maybe we could do without
some of life's little luxuries.

331
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,920
Like a hot tub?

332
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,640
Hot tubs aren't luxuries, Lee.

333
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,800
Heating your body like that
has proven health benefits.

334
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,080
Bollocks.

335
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,560
I don't need a hot tub for that.

336
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,720
I'm hot enough already.

337
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,560
You're certainly tubby enough.

338
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,760
Well, a hot tub
feels a bit wrong to me,

339
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,800
when so many people
in the world are suffering.

340
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,760
But, you know, your call.

341
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,200
Well...

342
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,800
..I suppose it is
slightly extravagant.

343
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,640
So, does that mean
you don't want a hot tub?

344
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,000
I suppose I can find somewhere else
to drown you.

345
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,440
You know what? This is all
working out rather well, isn't it?

346
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,720
And you didn't turn out to be
a serial killer!

347
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,760
Yeah, but neither's Hugh Grant
for the first 20 minutes.

348
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,920
Anyway, thanks so much for coming
and sharing your thoughts.

349
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,640
You've really helped Lee realise

350
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,680
where his tight-fistedness
stems from.

351
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,520
Well, hang on.
It's not just about my...

352
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,560
Hopefully we'll see you
in church on Sunday.

353
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,360
He's doing Samson this week.
I love that story.

354
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,200
You know where he slayed
a thousand men

355
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,320
with just the arse bone
of a giraffe?

356
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,800
Jaw bone of an ass.

357
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,360
Well,
we'll certainly think about it.

358
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,240
Well, hang on.
Where are you two going?

359
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,880
Next door. We're on a roll.

360
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,040
Oh, no, no, no, no.

361
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,000
You can't leave. I knew it.

362
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,640
I've got mace in here, you know.

363
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,240
We haven't finished.
It's Lucy's turn.

364
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,840
My turn for what?

365
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,320
Well, I've explained
about my childhood,

366
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,240
and the reasons behind me being
occasionally careful with money.

367
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,960
But we haven't discussed the reasons

368
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,160
behind Lucy being more
devil-may-care about it.

369
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,920
And your point is?

370
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,560
Well, it's easy to think
that money's not that important

371
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,040
when you grew up with loads of it.

372
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,000
We didn't have loads of it, Lee.

373
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,560
We had our own family struggles
as well, you know.

374
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,040
Oh, yeah. When was that?

375
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,160
When Waitrose ran out
of Belgian profiteroles?

376
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,040
Or was it during the
great bruschetta famine of 1983?

377
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,440
When I was ten,
my family had some money worries.

378
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,640
And for a while, it looked like
we might lose the house.

379
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,040
Aw.

380
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,120
Oh.

381
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,400
Well, I never knew that.

382
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,800
Well, now you do.

383
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,560
It was a very worrying time,

384
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,840
but we scrimped and saved,

385
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,800
and luckily we managed to keep it.

386
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,800
Hang on.
Where exactly was this house?

387
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,600
Well, I don't see
why that's important.

388
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,640
All right.

389
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,680
If you must know, it was about

390
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,800
15 miles outside of Avignon.

391
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,000
It was a holiday home?!

392
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,760
Oh, poor you!

393
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,480
Well, not POOR you, obviously.
I mean,

394
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,240
"ever so slightly less wealthy
than I thought you were" you.

395
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,800
OK. I admit it -

396
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,320
my life was comfortable.

397
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,240
But just because
my parents had money,

398
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,680
it doesn't mean
I got everything I wanted.

399
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,000
Yes, it does.

400
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,760
No, it means I got everything
THEY wanted me to have.

401
00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,720
Horse riding lessons,
ballet classes, private tutors.

402
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,480
Oh, someone get me a violin.

403
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,760
Well, I could play it for you
if you like.

404
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,360
They made me play the thing
up to grade bloody six.

405
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,800
Sweary Mary!

406
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,560
You had a lovely, sheltered life.

407
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,440
You have got nothing
to complain about.

408
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,920
Oh, I'm not complaining.

409
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,240
I'm not allowed to, am I?

410
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,320
What could a middle-class kid
from a stable family possibly have

411
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,600
to complain about?

412
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,840
So, instead I said, "Thank you,"
did as I was told,

413
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,760
and remembered how lucky I was.

414
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,920
Well, you were,
certainly in comparison to me.

415
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:31,280
Yes.
But you had something I never had.

416
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,160
Yeah. Substandard housing,

417
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,680
hunger, and verrucas.

418
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,200
And what else did you have?

419
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,200
Scabies? I never had scabies.

420
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,480
Freedom.

421
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,080
That's what you had.

422
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,840
To make your own choices.

423
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,280
I wasn't sheltered, Lee.

424
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,640
I was trapped.

425
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,160
Well, at least you always knew where
your next meal was coming from.

426
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,480
Oh, shut it, Charlie Bucket,
you've had your turn!

427
00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:00,040
Have you even the slightest idea
what it's like to be forced to go

428
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:04,120
on a two-week skiing holiday to
Chamrousse when you're 16 years old?

429
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,800
Do I need to phone Childline?

430
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,240
Sin is not ended
by multiplying words.

431
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,640
The prudent hold their tongue.

432
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,920
What?

433
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,120
She means shut it
or you're going to get lamped.

434
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,040
I didn't want to go
on that skiing holiday.

435
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,960
Do you know where I wanted to be?

436
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,960
With all my friends who were going
to Butlin's Bognor Regis having fun.

437
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,160
Fun while wearing their fancy
new trainers,

438
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,480
while I had to wear brand-new,
boring,

439
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,000
old, stuffy, sensible shoes
from Clarks.

440
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,240
No offence.

441
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,720
I had no control
over where I went or what I wore.

442
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,240
So, yes, now and again,

443
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,720
I do like to splash out a bit
on silly things I don't really need.

444
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,600
And, no, I don't care about
having a hot tub, but I do care

445
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,600
about having the freedom to be able
to get one if I want.

446
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,520
You never told me this before.

447
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,880
Well, it all sounds so ungrateful.

448
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,440
Aww. Oh, course it's not. Come here.

449
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,680
If you want essential oils,
just get them.

450
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,000
What about a hot tub?

451
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,280
Keep out of this.

452
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,000
Don't worry.

453
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,520
I don't want anything.

454
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,040
They're right.

455
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,600
None of these things
bring you true contentment.

456
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,120
Actually, I might want
one or two more scatter cushions.

457
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,760
You know what they say.

458
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,160
You can't have too many
scatter cushions.

459
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,960
They're wrong, but they say it.

460
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,320
I'm sorry, Lucy.

461
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,400
I'm going to stop being so bothered
about money as well, I promise.

462
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,720
Saving it or trying to win it.

463
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,240
PHONE RINGS

464
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,160
You're hugging me quite tightly
there, Lee.

465
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,760
That's how much I love you.

466
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,560
Aren't you going to answer it?

467
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,680
Nope.

468
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,840
What if it's the radio station?

469
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,040
And lead us not into temptation,

470
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,760
but deliver us from evil.

471
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,280
Is that from the Bible?

472
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,760
Yeah.

473
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,920
It's one of the big ones.

474
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,200
PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

475
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,320
It's probably not them anyway.

476
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,120
Exactly.
And even if it was, it's only money.

477
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,880
What would we even do with it?

478
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,520
Probably just buy a load of rubbish
we don't need.

479
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,240
RINGING STOPS

480
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,080
Is it still ringing, or is that
just the blood pounding in my ears?

481
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,680
Are you not going to check
who it was?

482
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,000
Nah.

483
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,200
I'm not interested.

484
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,240
Yeah.

485
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,960
Probably wasn't even
the radio station anyway.

486
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,280
Yeah, probably not.

487
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,600
Although it did stop
after exactly ten rings.

488
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,440
SOMEONE was counting.

489
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,760
Like the phone
was demanding you to answer.

490
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,720
Like ten little commandments.

491
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,720
Lauren, I'm going to ask you
a question

492
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,600
and I want you
to answer me honestly.

493
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,440
Have you ever actually read
the Bible?

494
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,520
Well, I started it.

495
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,760
You know the bit
where Eve eats an apple?

496
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,320
You only got as far as when they get
kicked out of the garden?

497
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,720
They get kicked out?!

498
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,000
Spoilers!

499
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,280
Double O,

500
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,160
triple four, triple four.

501
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,200
Was that them?

502
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,400
Uh-huh.

503
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,560
Triple four, triple four.

504
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,440
Radio Roar for music and more.

505
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,360
So much more.

506
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,000
Oh, well.

507
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,840
It's only money.

508
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,120
And you know what they say.

509
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,560
Can't take it with you.

510
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,200
Well, we certainly can't now.

511
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,720
But that's fine because

512
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,720
you know what they also say?

513
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,720
A fool and his money
are easily parted?

514
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,240
Please stop her talking.

515
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,960
They also say...

516
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,320
..the love of money
is the root of all evil.

517
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,560
Exactly.

518
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,320
And life does not consist
of an abundance of possessions.

519
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,280
Do you know what?

520
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,480
You two may have lost out
on �10,000,

521
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,040
but you have gained something
much more valuable.

522
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,520
We have indeed.

523
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,200
Sorry, can you specify
exactly what that is?

524
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,720
Understanding and mutual acceptance.

525
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,680
And you really can't put
a price on that.

526
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,320
Although if we did,
it would be �10,000.

527
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,680
Well, I'm not exactly sure
why we were sent here,

528
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,560
but I feel our work is done.

529
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,080
Well done.

530
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,120
God called, and you picked up.

531
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,160
I wish we'd let it go to voicemail.

532
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,360
MUSIC: Ave Satani -
Theme from The Omen

533
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,560
Oh, sorry, that's my phone.

534
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,120
Oh, my God.

535
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,600
You've got to be kidding me.

536
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,000
Make me filthy rich right now!

537
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,080
SHE SCREAMS

538
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,080
Oh! Oh, I can't believe it!

539
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,880
Oh, ten grand! Ten big juicy ones,
and it's all mine?!

540
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,560
Oh, thank you, God, thank you!

541
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,000
Oh, sorry, yeah, no, I know
I'm live on air. I won't swear.

542
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,960
I might.

543
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,880
Yeah. Hi, my name's Lauren,

544
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,760
and I'm here with my good friends,
Olivia, and...

545
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,400
I've forgotten their names.

546
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,160
Oh, yeah,
they're all thrilled to bits for me!

547
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,080
Oh. Oh, OK. He's going to chat to me
in a minute,

548
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,240
after Losing My Religion by REM.

549
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,840
I thought you said the love of money
was the root of all evil?

550
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,400
Well, to be fair,
she said that - not me.

551
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,680
And it's only the root of all evil.

552
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,840
If it grows too much,
I'll just prune it back.

553
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,200
Lee ignored that call
because of you two.

554
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,360
You snooze, you lose.

555
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,880
You're as bad as us.
Well, to be fair,

556
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,320
that's not quite true.

557
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,200
Your husband wanted to keep
the money, and you wanted to buy

558
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:32,000
a hot tub, whereas Lauren can put
that money to much better use.

559
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,680
Like what?

560
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,440
Like for the church.

561
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,000
BLEEP off.

562
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,480
It's mine.

563
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,840
Lauren! We could do a lot of good
with �10,000.

564
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,280
What's all this "we" business?
I earned it.

565
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,040
All you did was enter a competition.

566
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,080
Yeah, 250 times.

567
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,760
250?!

568
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,320
She's not as bad as us -
she's worse.

569
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,600
That money was supposed to be ours.

570
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,960
Well, it would have been ours if
you hadn't let the phone ring out.

571
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,280
I was giving you a hug.

572
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,240
Well, I could have waited
another 30 seconds.

573
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,520
I wasn't THAT sad.

574
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,040
Well, what's done is done.

575
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,840
As the Bible says...

576
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,840
..winner, winner, chicken dinner.

577
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,680
Anyway...

578
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,360
..thank you
so much for inviting us in

579
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,920
and not just slamming the door
in our faces.

580
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,840
Would you like to know
what Ecclesiastes 5:10 says

581
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,160
about this sort of thing?

582
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,400
DJ: That was REM
and Losing My Religion!

583
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,040
And someone who definitely
isn't losing today

584
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,160
is our �10,000 jackpot winner,
Lauren.

585
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,680
Has it sunk in yet?

586
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,400
Oh, no, it hasn't!

587
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,320
Lauren. Lauren!

588
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,120
I can hear your friend
in the background.

589
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,520
She must be delighted for you!

590
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,920
You greedy, selfish

591
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,360
little bitch.

592
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,800
Tell me, Lauren, what are you
going to do with the money?

593
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,760
Well, actually, I got chatting
to a friend earlier

594
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,120
and she gave me
a great idea on how to spend it.

595
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,520
Go on.

596
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,960
I'm going to get myself
a brand-new hot tub!

597
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,280
SMASH!

598
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,280
Well, it's only a possession.

599
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,040
Where's that letter opener?!

600
00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:24,640
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